Humor in Someone's Stupidity

I was on my way home this evening, driving and jamming to some Evanessence when I see a state trooper. He has someone pulled over. I slow my vehicle down consciously for safety and sub-consciously to rubberneck. I see a man, mid- forties, standing with his hand on his hip and the other on the tail gate of his little truck. He has this utter look of disgust as he shakes his head from side to side. I am curious by now. I then see the state trooper also with one hand on his hip and bobbing his head side to side with anger and delight as he slowly pours this mans beer out of the cans. I repeat CANS. From my very feeble deductive reasoning I have gathered that this man was drinking one of his six cans of beer whilst driving. The trooper doing his job to keep other drivers safe decided to insure that after this man was issued a ticket for drinking and driving, he was not going to be able to pop a top on another beer until his next store stop. The cans were still in the plastic rings.....the look on the troopers face was priceless. I would imagine with the holiday weekend approaching, this drinking driver was not just slapped a piece of paper, but rather he was arrested. The trooper was just proving a point.
I know that I often poke meaness at "black and whites" or "bears", but these guys and gals are just doing their jobs. I was happy to see that for once tax dollars were being used correctly.

GO TEXAS STATE TROOPERS!

Decks are done man!!!

We spent the whole weekend building the decks on the new house... rainy one day and hotter than holy hell the next but it is done! Have to have walk through with the head honchos this afternoon...yay : / can you feel my sarcasm...Andrew is going to be bitching about some things, but that is fine because he does it far better than I do.
The laundry fairy threw up in my bathroom this weekend...have 6 loads to do...I still don't understand how that happens, but hey that's life right.
My youngest turns 6 tomorrow. Can't believe he has lived this long..lol, but he is a really good kid! He will graduate from Kindergarten in 3 weeks...this school year has FLOWN! Has been lots of pressure around here....but has finally paid off.
Have been thinking about my mom alot( I know that is not a REAL word, but hush) lately....wondering if she is having fun up there....pretty sure those cramps I keep getting are a sign from her to straighten up and get busy on whatever it is I am slacking on....I miss her. I went to the cemetary on First St. there in Splendora. I put flowers on her "grave". She is there between her mom and her grandma....threes generations of wonderful women...gone to soon, but now they are all together.
OoP the dryer dinged gotta jet~

New house... still waiting...

The house is almost ready to move into, still need a few more hook-ups and the front porch needs to be put up....slow going but coming along. I really can't wait. I am ready to have my own house again. I love the people that have let us share a home with them for these past 6 months, but it is time for me and mine to be on our own again. I am looking forward to the new place....this time it is ours...nobody to answer to but purself and the fault of losing will be our own- AND TRUST ME when I say that is not going to happen. Through hell or high water I will make sure we stay there for a VERY long time!
My friend says she only has a short time left in Texas....makes me sad and come to the realization that I suck at trying to be a good friend...she has lived her for a while and I have till yet went and seen her....how pathetic am I. I just hope that she know I think of her as a really good friend, eventhough we don't talk all the time nor do we ever see each other, that I think the world of her and that she will always have a place in my heart. Mary girl.... experience Italy a little bit for me....give Jason big hugs from me! And when y'all come back and settle in the states....I am coming to visit...wherever you decided to live!!! And that is a promise! ( I have never been to Florida :) WINK WINK)
Ok so today is a goner, but tomorrow is a new start.......peace out!

Craig Fergeson....funny funny man....dirty too!

I really hated him on the Drew Carey Show...but I really didn't like that show either. He has however found his true calling as funny late night talk show host. His crazy antics about the skeleton robot army and his paid hobo audience that never seems to get their chicken....too flippin' funny! His smile kills me....cute little devil!